Mojiferous Industries is the brainchild of Admiral Mojiferous J. Colossus, Esq and the world's premier producer of worthlessness and uselessness. Based in Denver, Colorado, the company was founded sometime during the early spring of 2007, forming out of mysterious clouds of gas and fatty solids. The company has no profit to speak of, no real business plan, and no solid way of even proving that it exists beyond this rather rudimentary web page. Our company motto is "Quality is Job" and our company crest is a stick drawing of two drunken cavemen beating the hell out of a vase full of squid. Job opportunities at Mojiferous Industries include part-time potato peeler, gorilla shavers, and stunt double: all applications should include a picture of yourself wearing a bearskin cape and a three (3) page essay on the personal habits of your favorite crustacean.

email:
mojiferous@mojiferous.com
snail mail:
1135 Broadway #705
Denver, CO 80203

Admiral Mojiferous J. Colossus, Esq.

Currently: Producing gases.

About Me: My laboratory is currently located within the city of Denver, Colorado. Safely hidden within the confines of my lair, I release useless things and worthless crap. Beware!

Things I Like: Lobsters, Pants, Suprematism & Cubo-Futurism, Pants, Donkeys, music made by winos, Beards, Trousers, and long walks off short piers.

Dislikes: Puppies wearing pants, monsters.