About

Mojiferous Industries is the brainchild of Admiral Mojiferous J. Colossus, Esq., and was originally organized to market pet-able lobsters, Mime Oil, and absurdist entertainment to the general public. The company was founded in 2004 and promptly formed this website out of mysterious clouds of gas, dust, and fatty solids. We are based in Denver, Colorado, and have absolutely nothing to do with any impending invasions by multi-dimensional beasts from beyond time or the actions of the drug-fueled yeti currently holding you hostage.

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Things we like

  • Producing gases
  • Laboratories and Lairs
  • Lobsters
  • Pants
  • Art Brut & Cubo-Futurism
  • Pants
  • Trousers
  • Mime Oil
  • Orb polish
  • Cephalopod helmets

Job Opportunities

Job opportunities at Mojiferous Industries include:

Part-time potato peeler

Gorilla shavers (2)

Stunt double

 

Please transmit your application via telegraph. All applications should include a picture of yourself wearing unfashionable plant life and a three (3) page essay on the personal habits of your favorite crustacean.